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Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-27-2010

  • @pbyrne as long as it belongs to someone else! ...or maybe it's the other way around...
  • @pbyrne or if no one knows who it belongs to...

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Monday, December 27th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-26-2010

  • "I can laugh at racist jokes, but poop is NEVER funny." -my granola liberal hippie art school sister

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Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
4:01 am - From Twitter 12-22-2010

  • RT @ebertchicago: Net Neutrality is "the most important free speech issue of our times." http://huff.to/giAwLy

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Friday, December 17th, 2010
4:01 am - From Twitter 12-16-2010

  • I want a satin pillow for MY gun! #sledgehammer was ahead of its time.

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Tuesday, December 14th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-13-2010

  • I always hated Yogi Bear. He was the kid who smelled like butt that no one wanted to play with at recess. #annoying

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Sunday, December 12th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-11-2010

  • RT @ladybirdj: For the record, I am very much against the way that Garrison Kellior recites the last line of any poem.
  • Cmon, Studio Audience. Don't encourage Paul McCartney. #SNL

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Saturday, December 11th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-10-2010

  • Vermont senator bashes tax bill for 8.5 hours - Politics - Capitol Hill - msnbc.com http://t.co/IH8NjAb via @msnbc
  • @msnbc @senatorsanders BSanders is the protagonist of a real-life Christmas special. Where's the happy ending for its audience? #filibernie
  • in my mind, a winter weather watch means we all get up on the bleachers

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Friday, December 10th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-09-2010

  • Christmas Day always sucked because I had to pretend to like Jesus.

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Wednesday, December 8th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-07-2010

  • RT @Arlo_III: Why does Lea Michele look... chewy?

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Tuesday, December 7th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-06-2010

  • I like thinking that even starfish share our anomaly of a supermodel.

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Monday, December 6th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-05-2010

  • In a building without windows, every smell lingers.
  • She wore a subtle neon.
  • I judge the quality of a restaurant by their selection of jelly packets. Grape is a deal-breaker; the Arbor Mist of condiments.

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Sunday, December 5th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-04-2010

  • @Arlo_III sweetnothinggggggzzzzhissssszzz
  • Mario Lopez is eagerly dumb.
  • RT @ladybirdj: Saying Prince is the most underrated guitar player ever is the most overrated thing to say about Prince.
  • "I actually should be one of the larger people in the United States right now."
  • Oh, man, what I could do with a spritz press.
  • RT @Arlo_III: Mario "Luigi" Lopez #littleknowncelebritynicknames

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Saturday, December 4th, 2010
4:00 am - From Twitter 12-03-2010

  • Why do my days always end with me on my knees sucking up cracker dust with a Shopvac? #reasonsihategoldfishcrackers
  • RT @Arlo_III: Heat shot the laws for sweet pot at cost to meet spots then pause as lazy feet rot the cause.
  • I used to visualize myself as a high-top sneaker sassily cocked on a stack of spiral notebooks when I was feeling really organized.
  • RT @J_Ethan: When you play a Christian rock record backwards, you hear Satan trying not to laugh.

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Monday, February 5th, 2007
10:23 am
I'm going to say it despite the opposition: I don't think the Superbowl commercials were really all that bad this year. What do people expect? There were a few good ones, which is more than I can say about most of the years.

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Sunday, October 1st, 2006
3:27 pm
A pumpkin muffin doesn't taste the same in a place that doesn't feel like fall. The light changes, but the weather only tempers. Sometimes on the walk to class, I realize that I am in North Carolina, not Iowa or Michigan in late summer. Sometimes I trick myself into thinking that I still live five, six, seven years in the past. My life moves too quickly. I always believed that, but now I feel it.
I watched Felicity faithfully in high school until I left for Interlochen. I'm only now catching up on the post-haircut episodes. Watching them back to back, I realize from a much later perspective that it was actually a pretty good show. Felicity Porter was like a pop song that high school girls could relate to, find a piece of themselves in. But even now, I do.
I remember, once, she wore a Free People shirt that I had bought at TJ Maxx and wore all the time. It was an off-white button-down covered with birds. My old boyfriend hated that shirt. I threw it away. Now I wish I still had it, because I still like it, would probably still wear it, hokey birds and all.

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Thursday, December 8th, 2005
5:34 pm - Easy-Mac whore
It's snowing and the stupid Santa hat doesn't fit and my boots are starting to wear out on the sides so the wetness seeps through to my socks just enough to cause a dampness that will not relent.
So how about this: we skip Christmas this year.
Not like the movie.
Let's just skip it altogether and it can be early February and everything will be settled and we don't have to deal with the embarrassment of not having presents or hiding our eating disorders during family celebrations or longing for tanning beds or wishing for kisses on New Years that will never come.

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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
10:30 am
I had a dream that didn't feel anything like a dream that I was collecting as many quarters, dimes, and nickels as I could find on the ground.

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
6:24 am - Adding insult to injury.
It's my birthday tomorrow (on an inconvenient day for my birthday to be), and here I am on the way to have one of my wisdom teeth removed.

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Friday, November 11th, 2005
6:15 am - I'm just gonna concentrate on you.
Perhaps it says something about my maturity level that Boyz II Men still represents to me the pinnacle of romance and desire. I still get a thrill when one of their songs comes on the radio, a rare occurence these days. The finesse of an introduction, the slow pulse of simulated love, and I can picture them in a row, rocking - dancing - in pressed white suits and maybe canes.
Once I made my younger brother - probably five at the time - call Z102.9 to request Mama, too ashamed to call in myself and admit that I had a thing for that song. What kind of a person likes that song? The kind of person who calls in a radio station to request Daughters* by John Mayer WHICH IS NOT, WILL NEVER BE, and HAS NEVER BEEN me and I'll reiterate I NEVER WOULD DO such a thing. But judge my appreciation for Mama as you will. That song. I had it on piano sheet music. I don't know where it is now. Probably wherever my piano book of Hits of 1998 ended up: Amazon.com or the garbage.

*How embarrassing!!!! I don't even know the name of the song I hate...!

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
10:57 pm
Janet!!! You deny?!!!

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